Temporary lyrics - Asher Roth & Heather Grey
It's all so temporary
Temp'rary
Remember when it feels scary
Temp'rary
Docile while trial by fire, my child
Waiting for something worth wild
Flowers on the interstate
Fall in space, try to integrate
But my moon won't let me stay in place
What's his face? What's his name?
What's his occupation?
I'm okay, not for me, I'm on Appalachian
Resume on the way or an application has to wait
I can't say all my accolades, man
I'm amazed by this conversation
You are who you spend your days with, so true
I'd rather be alone then if I can't be with you
Don't bother with your phone if it's altering your mood
Asylums for the broken from indoctrinated schools
Sides feel like they're closing 'cause I don't make the rules
But I do though, cruise through the loophole
Used by the suits who are frugal, cool, bro
Pluto makes a move to new home
Ain't no use getting used to it, man, too old
Entire world is changing, feel new hope
Some would say it's danger, wonder if it's new growth, but
It's all so temporary
Temp'rary
Remember when it feels scary
Temp'rary
It's all so temporary
Temp'rary
Remember when it feels scary
Temp'rary
The least of my concerns is my pocket earns
A glimpse of the apocalypse will fry your perm
Blow your mind, what's behind the curtain
Emphasize that the dying is certain
But not permanent, birth is
Search for the words not working
This verse a space for nourishment
If church is a place for worship
With the nerve to erase the worst of it
Learn from it, can't change persons
Perched on the outskirts of this round Earth
I observe that a shout doesn't count as being heard
I've matured from a loud mouth who wants the last word
Cast shadow to the doubt, not too proud to be embarrassed
And now serves the sound through the crowned source
Travels out giving new meaning to crowd surf
Riding on the wave, feeling pure
Wish it'd stay the same, that's not how it works, 'cause
It's all so temporary
Temp'rary
Remember when it feels scary
Temp'rary
It's all so temporary
Temp'rary
Remember when it feels scary
Temp'rary
Ash Roth! lyrics - Asher Roth & Heather Grey
Meghan taught me 'bout boundaries, I'm astounded
I was running 'round, running myself into grounded
Take my shoes off in the backyard to rebound
And get back to feeling like Ash Roth!
Harder than imagined, distractions lead to inaction
I just happen to rap, ain't ask for this, pessimistic activist
'Bout to have a kid, feel the magic in the asterisks
There's a risk of something bad happening, that's happiness
If happy is just an illusion, revert to childish
If all of this is all so confusing then don't acknowledge it
Products that your bodies are using are used to tarnish
All the beauty that is outside computers pursuit of knowledge
If you was in your second year too when "I Love College" dropped
Then you would understand what we used to do down in Hotlanta
Didn't go to Mardi Gras, stayed home, had a party, bruh
Had an out-of-body experience out at Margaret's bar
Fell in love with an Indian girl but never talked to her
Then became the victim of a narcissistic marketer
Flipped my entire existence into a harbinger
These bars are the antithesis, best become a carpenter
Or the most consistent lyricist this side of Mississipp'
Not a miss or skip, shouts to K.R.I.T
Shouts to little kids who wish to spit like this
I wish it is, was as simple as
But it isn't, it's some talent Mr. Ripley-ness
Valiant accepting the challenge to try to channel it
Wrote a hit by using Grimes voice, it was a ballad, is
Anonymity a real win for my serenity?
While the internet sucks you into the infinity
Vanity can only lend itself to the insanity
Man at peace shop for antiques when it's Grammy week
Believing what another man speaks, man, I can't agree
Gotta read, do my own seek understanding
But who are you?
(Learn how to live)
But who are you?
(Need another, hope you don't need another life to learn how to live)
But who are you?
But who are you?
(Need another life)
But who are you?
But who are you?
(Hope you don't need another life to learn how to live)
Ash Roth
Heaven lyrics - Asher Roth & Heather Grey (feat. Homeboy Sandman & lojii)
Yeah
A population of impatient seeks to automate
Laughing in the face of nature is an act of faith
Ask my angels, pace be graceful and my path be safe
Although I lack a destination, no, that's not this race
Taste the toxic waste, shake to make a mockery
Blaming in the name of entertainment is a novelty
Satan, not today, I been through a lot of late
Break as soon as Ashkenazi Jews would a Mosque to pray
Get in tune before you operate
Opportunity be knocking but you lose it when you contemplate
So I choose to make an awkward face
Screw my tulips look confused when you doofus try talk to me
'Cause your bars is off the mark, lack heart
More rather act hard than act smart, dark
Can't even compute when Ash start, snark
[?] use 'em as darts, sharp
'Cause these words is more powerful than they lead on
Some manifest their blessings while others just get lead on
Believing what they see on their screens increase headstrong
[?] see in my dreams, that be heaven
Satan, not today, not tomorrow
When I start believing in the [?] I feel sorrow
[?] absolute zero
Homeboy saying the real American hero
As a kid I used to play Mother May I
Call a tech, AI, don't make tech AI
Smile until the day I die in the chaos
Fall until the day I fly in the air
I wanted a cover when Asher got it
I'm not a robot, I just completed a captcha 'bout it it
[?]
Are they anything but comedians? Highly doubt it
I'm astounded
Try to counter by turning sound off but I'm surrounded
I peeped the outcome of every obstacle I've surrounded
Think about it
Now here me out on this
I woke up with my headphones Raekwon talkin' bout heaven or hell
Had the face of a ghost in the reflection staring back at me from the wishing well
Black moon in the sky, come look into the eyes of somebody who fell
When I find a higher plane to get lost in between, get caught up in the spell
These words is more powerful than they lead on
Let me help get in tune to your new favorite song
Quit talking over the music, baby, just play along
Don't be mad at the game, [?]
Am I wrong? Pardon my yawn
You ain't talking 'bout my money, you been talking too long
Turn my speakers up, I don't hear you talking at all
Just a lone wolf walking these dogs through the fall on staycation
Escaping the law of physics in the prison, I won't say it to y'all
Smoke mirrors and all, I was facing some wrongs
Marking down the days with my claws
And now brick-by-brick I been [?] along
Never was afraid to catch myself when I fall
On the rise where they can't wait to see you fall
Mad 'cause I brought a pretty jawn to the john
Streets get ugly when you take away the art
And [?] young bulls drawn
Growing up I played darts, now I'm playing it smart
Trying to find heaven, making my mark
Me First lyrics - Asher Roth & Heather Grey
What to make of all this craziness? Kinda strange, gotta pay to live
I guess that's just the way it is
But it's dangerous and rather expensive
When it ain't making sense, the list is rather extensive
Especially we decedents of the same genes
Homo sapiens, so I thought we on the same team
But I hate to see us take a knee because he can't breathe
We scream and we stamp feet
Like a stampede, nah, man, this can't be
Canned peas in pantries for families that can't eat
All this heat, need a canteen
Got me antsy, like a sneeze in a pan-D
E-M-I-C with nothing to do
Been stuck in a room in search of something to snoop
While my eyes stay glued to the views on the screen
For eight hours a day, seven days of the week
As if my mind is asleep while I'm trying to keep up
A positive vibe, what if they're lying to me?
Am I dying to reach some desired relief?
Will you prime the mystique 'til you find that your peace
Ain't always me, me, me first?
Off the greed, call it "we" work
Often lead with a knee jerk
Off the weed, I can see Earth
Only seeing dirt, people be only fleas and fur
What's he infer? Me and her, even her
Birds and bees leavin', isn't E-L-E what we deserve?
Need to see it first to believe it works
That's the curse that lets the evil lurk, word
Could you turn it off? I've seen enough
How much longer we gon' keep it up?
Why won't anybody say "Stop"?
Could you turn it off? I've seen enough
How much longer we gon' keep it up?
Why won't anybody say "Stop"?
Could you turn it off? I've seen enough
How much longer we gon' keep it up?
Why won't anybody say "Stop"?
Teammates lyrics - Asher Roth & Heather Grey
Ayo snap out of it
Ash, you need to stop doubting it
Puff ya chest out
Be proud of it
Maybe move around a bit
Be excited for what's coming
Smile when you wake
Life's funny
But it'll beat the beak off you
Eat the weak
Aw true
Need to leap off them feet
To see all new
All due praise
Hallelujah
Need to make do
With the blue running
Through ya
"Who ya?"
Caterpillar to Alice
As sadness turns to callus
Don't lose your childish
Balance it
Palace is only a mile away
Lonely and tired, hey
Rome wasn't found in a day
Nor were them Palisades
But either way
How much can you tolerate?
Hoping for a finer fate
Mind is on nirvana
Til you find your lake
River or beach
Or shit's creek
It's figure of speech
From the streets
To the pinnacle's peak
Don't let it wear you down
You stand your ground
Go make your family proud
You can't abandon it
The plan is now
We disenchanted with the standard style
But we just stand in file
And nothings changed
We must demand the dial
The land was found
Or stole or granted with some phantom power
We banned the crown but now the cameras
They stare us down
We can't compare
That isn't fair
This ain't our parent's town
So can't you brand us
With them bearings
We should to tear it down
Start again
Aw damn it
This whole planet
Could all vanish
While our men argue
Who party planned it
Mild manners
Can't stall damage
Need gargantuan plans
Part of me's offhanded
The jars rancid
But I embark
When it's hard
Discard panic
Skarsgard as Tarzan
Cause our advantage is on land
Smart and inventive
So try to manage
We on brand
Far as the stars
Cross the Atlantic
We on
Fire
I got you stuck off the realness
From the streets
To the pinnacle's peak
Realness
For you
Ratatatattle lyrics - Asher Roth & Heather Grey (feat. Blu, Lord Apex & Kota the Friend)
People don't even wanna know the drill
You wanna turn the channel, go ahead, fool, turn the channel
If you wanna learn, shut your mouth and listen to me for a minute
[Asher Roth:]
Stuck with industrious, oh, enough of this, it's just the tug and twist
Of comin' up is just enough to pucker stiffened upper lips
Luck or chips, everything else is just some sucker shit
Maybe pass the buck, leave it up to all the younger kids
Most corrupt govern, mean-muggin' us
Feed the fiend up in us, leave the scene covered with some double-spit
Trouble is, need some leaders
Who ain't some greedy neo-leanin' weenies if we are really to move the needle
We don't believe you, ordinary people
Even Tiki can feel the heat if you ain't preachin' what you practice
Facts not the facts, it's
Fascist bad actors, run it back backwards (Elohssa)
Classic, distract the activist, mad all tweet
While they pass acts fast, big baggin' it
Tax the rich, megalomaniacs is past sick
Tell 'em who's sayin' that, that Ash did, underground's massive
[Blu:]
Ratatatattle, a beast to some cattle, you don't wanna battle
You'd rather take a bite of a poisonous apple
Have my boys attack you, it's no way you could avoid the hassle
It's such a joy to slap you, show you what Mags do
Blast you out of commission, I couldn't come from a prouder division
Southern Cal, karate-kickin' it
Killin' it, give you a out-of-body experience
Neo-nazi experiments, niggas is gas
Compost what you compose, niggas is trash
John Doe you with a venomous laugh, hm-ha-ha-ha
Spliff of some grass'll get me liftin' like a giraffe
Ready to rip it just like someone passed
Every mic that I grasp deconstructs from the touch
Your heart gets crushed like one erupts tryna run with us
Uh, because cuz can bust
I love the bucks but in God we trust
[Lord Apex:]
It's like who want hear no evil, see no evil, uh
And most important, never speak it
Far from a prime or a zenith, my nigga, up your bandwidth
Flow smoother than the hair on a man who scripts
Sanskrit, skip plans just to hit randoms
Fifty-six [?]
I prefer lambskins, predicaments handled
Rub hands like he Birdman, might not know me
Local, but they know me 'round the world, fam
Area code holds, I'm servin' a boatload
I'm clearly a dope soul that can give 'em
Music from the p.m. to the a.m. how I'm livin'
Gotta save 'em 'cause I'm really with the give 'em
Still there's more I gotta give 'em, know some shit was not forgiven
Cold chillin' might just rattle the bone
Makin' raps with a cat in my home
No pops, just a man on my own
[?] of an electric
Next shit, niggas hexed 'em, shit was hectic
Still he made it 'cross the water, switch the metric
Pulled off in a Lexus with somethin' named Alexis
Come sellin' sex for exits, tequila got me flexes
Couple exit checks and, huh
I can't see you 'cause we way up, baby
Every night another vibe, A-P stay up, baby
Niggas really used to ball, I had to lay up crazy, like
[Kota the Friend:]
(Yeah)
I'm out the loop, though
Meditatin' on a beach, findin' inner peace, somethin' like a loophole
All I see is trauma
Goin' back and forth like a tennis match, they don't wanna get to that
They'd rather sit and judge until they bein' judged
A lot of pain, so it's hard for us to see the love
Politics, parlor tricks, I don't want no part in it
I am dodgin' every single trap that they fallin' in
Never see me stressin' 'bout the news, I'm just tryna get my mind right
Sharpen up my tools, makin' sure I am aligned
When you self-aware you can read between the lies
So in tune, I can see the evil with my eyes
Only give my energy to people in my tribe
On my side it is love, it's a high
When the world in a loop, we don't know what is real
What is true, what I feel, how to grow, how to heal
What the deal?
Shake Weight lyrics - Asher Roth & Heather Grey (feat. Like)
[Asher Roth:]
I been tinkering, I be thinkering
Got an inkling, where's my pinky ring, huh?
One million dollars just ain't a lot
Need the lottery on top of the morning, sir, bonsoir
On a vacation raise the pay grade
My day rate, okay, great, like GameDay on Playstation
I'ma stay patient, I stay waiting
For the day I can vacate this simulation
Y'all stay hating
Like Ray J on Kim K from Humphries to Kanye to Pete Davidson
Wait, wait, huh? Pete Davidson?
He say MGK date Thee Megan?
I transform, play Sandstorm and James Bond at same time
Some bad guy with a fake arm, but he way strong
But he take long when making decisions
So that's when I just hit him, bop-bop-bop-bop, are you kidding?
Did you say you the villain, looking like you some Dylann Roof?
Mr. Von [?]? What's it, Jake Gyllen-who?
Best when on gin and juice, yes, approved
But vegetables way better for you, that's the truth
My decibels assesses Uncle Fester
Get under your feathers when it's Asher Roth and Heather
Better late than never, what did Drake say?
Sweating like a wrestler to make weight
Stay in shape, mate, get a Shake Weight, huh
[Like:]
Ayy wait, did somebody say "Wake and bake?"
That's what I tend to do after I say grace
And then I get my hustle on, can't let the day waste
I'm fine with my body board, I don't wave chase
That's how you end up being comfortable in eighth place
A bunch of rappers reminiscing 'bout their heydays
And giving bad advice on how to leverage day trades
Watched activities, golf hats, little league
Dad jeans jog memories about my dad, jeez
Bad dreams, tryna be a hipster to the Gen Zs
Gen Zs looking at millennials like, "Bitch, please"
Hi guys, it's me, a thirty-eight year old
Who eats acai with hemp seeds, still using the MP
Used to whip a ten speed
Now I'm blending coconut with ginseng
Now I'm in the gym scene
Asher, set the screen for the pick and pop
Old head drove to the hoop and then his tendon popped
That's why I stay at the perimeter
Or in the studio, addin' limiter
12th Night (Bare Naked) lyrics - Asher Roth & Heather Grey
Disobedience mean freedom
Be dumb
Easier than being vegan
At least no freer than a threesome
Pre-come
Feel like my feelings been on recon
See something
Say something
Get it on a Nikon
Sweeter than a pecan this life is
But when I'm beat down and lifeless
That's just some life shit
Can't believe it was the white kids
That be stealing like a fiend
While they leaning off the nitrous
This life make me cry like a pisces
But sometimes a cry be the nicest
Precise as the price is right
When I stayed home cause I'd fake sick
Totally wasted
Gracious
Well aware of matrix or makeshift charade
Some would say that's that fake shit
But it pays kid
But only like a naismith
Player of the year
Got game but his grades slipped
Stayed for the grave shift
Brain went against the grain
So the grain snitched
Brains swift but it's basic
Sugar sugar sugar bare naked
It's been one week since I made peace
Steak frites on main street beat stage 3
But some of us can't shake these
Demons in our atri
Ummm
Face be
Numbbb
Hate breeds
Like rabbits outta wedlock
Habits are now dead stock
Status in a head lock
Does it end when the lead pops?
I dread instead of meds
Try traveling to the red rocks
I read somewhere or someone said in a TED talk
That if your treads lost you should get a dog
Either that or a kid
I kid
Hope you don't need another life to learn how to live
I battle with the
Cataclysmic
Outta physic
Data driven
Patternless
Ladders
To nothing mattersness
I'm just sad
Says the tattered kid
Since Saturn returned
Shattered my Earth
With more bad eclipses
That he risks
More reward
Oh sure
Of course
As if the sword needs
More allure
Through the doors
The only way out
Stay out
It's day out
So why's it so grey out?
Climate Control lyrics - Asher Roth & Heather Grey
Mhm, yeah
As far as progress, you'd be hard pressed
To find another artist with a heart like Artest
APR is the bar set
With the bars spit, thank my stars ain't far fetched
Part narcissist, aren't we all?
Hard when it gets, starting to quit, fall apart
Thought as a kid, all that is lived, it all revolves
Farther you get, falser the trip, it's all a lark
We make it up as we go along
I didn't know this song, but then I'm sure I'm not the only one
But I'll keep going on, the need to grow a spawn
'Til it's at your knees like for weeks you didn't mow the lawn
My strength's unique, I got the speech to keep you holding on
I got to reach the people, Jesus freak, holy Quran
I think the means defeat the reasons to be flowin' long
I like the east because the seasons keep me going strong
Peace to Uncle Ron, we gotta un the arms
Give you what you need, would you please keep your undies on?
You disagree, then peace, just sleep, it does me none the harm
'Cause recently I have a belief in me, I'm one to charm
I know that we can teach it, the mode is piece-for-piece and
Although it's slow, don't let it go, you'll never know defeat
You'll always beat it, you see, feeling out free and it seems
When you just leave it to be and whatever it be, will be
Do I believe in fate? Certainly seem that way
The synchronicities, it feel they happen every day
But I can pay 'em no mind, getting on back to the grind
Trading my time and reality, fear of falling behind
And never catching up, so I invest in what?
Someone's agenda who suggests we getting just enough?
So more or less it sucks, the stress, it mess me up
Like what's so special 'bout a friend who hits you just to f—?
What's the buzz? What's enough? Tell me, what's the rush?
Mess with drugs just because, keep my head in muck
It's a struggle just getting out of the covers
Our ship was without a rudder, our children without a mother
It seems, or maybe not, maybe we need each other
Few days without water then everything else you really don't need
Open sea, no breeze, in the cold and you freeze
So I just go for the heat, hundred and forty degrees
Intro To Horti lyrics - Asher Roth
It's the first day of class here at the University of College
And the students are about to settle in for their very first lecture hall with Professor Roth
Good morning, florists, well sort of
Maybe some of you unsure of what's in store but don't worry
I bet some of you'll get bored of this class
It's horticulture, otherwise known as torture
"Please no more, sir, don't enforce sir"
For those who are impatient, for those down to wait
Be prepared to be amazed by all the things found out in nature, shit is great
Now for starters you can even feed on big leafy greens
With vitamins to fight inflammatory disease
And not only are they sweet, flowers look really neat
When you put 'em in a vase on the table with some seats
Understand nowadays so much going in your face
Moving such a wicked pace, I might never learn a trade
Or maybe this is lame, you prefer the stock exchange
Working twelve hour days 'cause you wanna get paid
I don't blame you, but hey, I hate the game not the player
But now say it as a layer that you may not be aware
Bedrock to top soil, set up the shop for you
In the greenhouse so you can see everything we speak 'bout
Peak out the window, see a whole world we're into
No need for innuendo, turn off TV and Nintendo
Get a friend, play pretendo, need a hand for them to lend you
They say that you can't even though in the end you really can though
So decide, it's worth your time, you can prep for nine to five
Or take on pesticides, making insects step aside
We provide an outlet, new perspective better yet
That indeed we're all connected, up to us we protect it so
Any questions? Alright, there's a syllabus on my desk
I'll see you guys next Wednesday
Learn To Grow lyrics - Asher Roth (feat. Tracee Shade, Harbyn & Pow)
Ayo, any of y'all even grabbed the syllabus and read it?
I mean granted, I don't even think I even need this credit, you know what I mean?
Like for real, an intro class this early in the day
I can't believe I stayed in, what the hell was he saying?
Wait, hold up fellas, it really wasn't that bad
(Bruh) For real, not even the worst class I've had
Plus there's no way he doesn't smoke pot (What?)
Long hair, horticulture, the Birkenstocks
You know I think I saw him in the parking lot
(Doing what exactly?) Selling pot to the jocks
I mean I guess I see your point, but still I'm a human being, dog
Last time I recall I got my own freewill
Wait, don't you see?
We could apply this type of knowledge and grow a different type of tree
Well let's think about this
Horticulture? I don't even like plants
And the soil full of rubble and a bunch of little ants
I don't think you're really getting it, it's more than just you and me
We have to leave a better legacy for when we all leave
He's kind of right, we gotta help our mother Earth
We should learn to grow instead of stealing out her purse
Stealing out her? Man, I really ain't got time for this sh-
Hold up, hold up, give it a chance, see if it fits
Worst case it's as simple as a drop
But let's just take a second and take a walk to the greenhouse we got it
Wait-wait, a house full of greens
Let's not be drama queens, there's clearly something to be seen
Okay, okay, okay, I won't pout, let's see what it's about
But if I see poison ivy then this kid is out
Mate, just go and ask him
Uhh, for what?
What you mean why-why not?
Yo, I don't even wanna be here. Pow, you do it
So you guys think that won't be disrespectful?
Bro, have you seen the Prof.? He's not gonna care
Alright, alright, alright, okay, okay, okay
Hey, uh, professor, you think that you could teach us how to grow pot?
Growing Pot Now lyrics - Asher Roth
Greetings, all you nature lovers
Today I am going to tell you
About the things all plants need to grow and stay healthy
First we gotta choose to grow indoor or out
Or we can have a hybrid in the greenhouse
See, environment is key to the entire process
Essentially a god controlling homeostasis
Keep in mind with climate, there's two major keys
First temperature, second humidity
And now's the big decision, do you even know the breed?
Starting with a clone? Beginning from a seed?
You're gonna need genetics resistance to the stress
To know your cannabinoid's physio effects
THC euphoric, CBD relaxed
So like purples in the PM will help put you on your ass
And facts, you wanna learn more about your grass?
Ask Jack Herer 'bout crosses that back
We're growing pot now, we're growing pot
We're growing pot now
We're growing pot now, we're growing pot
We're growing pot now
Who runs the world? Girls, that's right
The female plants are the first and only type
The vegetative cycle is for many bud sites
Taking eight to twelve weeks just to get your bud right
Here's what your bud like, nitrogen, potassium
(Really? That's it?) Phosphorus and calcium
An important part so review Mulder's Chart
For appropriate absorption, gotta be kind of smart
If room is too humid you'll get powder mildewed
Mold and stem rot if humid and not hot
So try to keep your temp right in the sweet spot
Twenty points above humidity is cool for your crop
We're growing pot now, we're growing pot
We're growing pot now
We're growing pot now, we're growing pot
We're growing pot now
The leaves are gonna tell you how it's going in the roots
Like you might be over-watering if your leaves droop
Filtering for water source helps remove gloop
Add silica first and then mix in other nutes
Hope you're intuitive, 'cause timing to flip is cruc'
They'll flop if over-vegged and too close they'll get nuked
A little light trick, it's in essence for the crew
Red 'til they're dead, but blue when they're new
We're growing pot now, we're growing pot
We're growing pot now
We're growing pot now, we're growing pot
We're growing pot now
Not everyone seemed to be on board with the professor's latest lesson
Quid Pro Grow lyrics - Asher Roth (feat. Marcus Smith)
Ughh, I'm so bored
Hey Professor Roth, are we gonna be goofing off like this everyday in class?
I don't wanna grow pot, I'm an impatient kid
I got shit to do, I can't play babysitter to plants
In the time it takes to make enough to roll it and smoke
I will have touched the sky too many times to count, so you know
I wanna kick back, open apps, delivery, done
Getting dirty just isn't my definition of fun
If I can't get it in a minute like my burger and bun
I feel I'm wasting life away, just sitting out in the sun
I guess I'm more of a consumer than you horticulture geeks
Here's a comprehensive list of what I can do in 12 weeks
Learn coding, cure my own bologna
Run a solid campaign to gain my first Tony
Lose 40 pounds using calorie deficits
Knit myself a sweater, gloves, scarf and hat that fits
Start a job at Amazon, piss in all the bottles
Take a trip around the world to search for El Chapo
Eat tacos, bring back the Bell Grande Nachos
Take a class on how to make gazpacho
But pot though? Prof yo, I might have to drop
They say time is money, and I haven't got a lot
I have got a thought, I'll buy now, cop to satiate my need
And when your crop is ready I can go distribute your weed
Still illegal in Ohio, let's keep it on the low
What you think professor Roth, about my quid pro grow?
About my quid pro grow?
About my quid pro grow?
Professor Roth does not take lightly to his students' stance on consumerism
Lapis Lazuli lyrics - Asher Roth
Where's my lapis? I need my lapis before I start rapping
I'm establishing my routine and this be my new thing
A travesty, a tragedy, a uh natural catastrophe
Actually it ain't even a big deal
The world keeps big wheeling no matter how you feeling
Just keep swimming Dory and telling yourself whatever story helps you sleep at night, even if you need a light
What you reading? Any book suggestions? That would be tremendous
I sip Guinness with the winners, give me two please
Not disrespecting and I'm sure the pain's effected you
But T-Pain records as a setting is a better mood
Maybe you should get a room, how about seek counseling?
Man sit down for a bit, yo you're babbling
Tell me what you're grappling with, it's a hassle I bet
But depression is denounced, get out the house for a bit
Do I sound like a script? From Woody Allen I bet
'Cause I'm just pouting on the couch, browse around Netflix
And can't find nothing, all so mind numbing
Fools be line bumping to cope with time doubling
Things keep speeding up, Earth keeps heating up
Need like a first aid kit and a beefy truck
So if it all erupts I can run from like Pierce Brosnan
In Dante's Peak, man that sounds so sweet
What's the matter with me? Why can't I be cool?
Life is so cruel
Bruh, you need to chill out man-man
Seriously, why can't I be cool?
Chill-chill-chill out man
The question is have I learned anything about life
You need to chill-you need to chill
You need to chill and smoke some weed
But the truth is the single use glue stick blue stick plastic apparatus is actually some bad shit
If we don't practice bringing bags to get apples and to stack chips man, things can get drastic
Listen to Ash kids, he's got heart
More clever lines than the signs at a liberal march
For college gameday, way more lit
Temple-Notre Dame on some hayday shit
I'm on some play my shit I'm on some Pele trips
To Brazil, yeah for real, for-for-for real
Used to be all about a deal but still it's all about a mill, gotta eat
What's the matter with me? Why can't I be cool?
Life is so cruel
Bruh, you need to chill out man-man
Seriously, why can't I be cool?
Chill-chill-chill out man
The question is have I learned anything about life
You need to chill-you need to chill
You need to chill and smoke some weed
The professor remains steadfast in his belief that his students must learn to grow
Bloom Phase lyrics - Asher Roth
If you're ready for your bloom well then here's what you do
Once the plant heights have optimized for the room
Factor in the stretch, you don't want your plants stressed
First things first, flip the lights to reset
Twelve on, twelve off's the right time for light
The bloom phase is more about getting buds right
White pistils show right around week two
You can use frass or aspirin to boost their immune
For bloom, you change the ratio of your nutes
Decrease nitrogen, increase pot ash dude
Phosphorus too, feed 'til the last week
Then you gotta flush if you want that good weed
Flush means reduce nutrients each day
Add chelates for nutes heavier in the weight
Towards end of bloom and turn down temp and humid
'Cause if you don't do it whole crop you could ruin
Intruding, beware of insects too
Everybody get's 'em but some can be brut'
Let's hope it's only thrips or little gnats, kid
And not something big like mites and aphids
And lastly, now it's time for the take down
Harvesting the plants, hang 'em upside down
A week and few days, it's time to get paid
Grab your chikamasas and a good size tray
The tray's for the keef, don't forget the crows feet
Gotta keep them stems short so they don't poke free
Trimmers paid in weight so they can't just lay
Good trimmers do about two pounds in like eight
Hope they don't steal or stay showing up late
Always talking on the phone or take mad food breaks
At this stage you should have another crop veging
And ready to flip the lights really any second
A blessing, helping you reduce time loss
You do five rounds a year then you really are a boss, like wow
As the school year progresses, Professor Roth begins to pick up on the class' lack of interest
"Maybe I'll bring in some colleagues to teach economics if all they care about is money"
He thinks to himself
Profits From Pot lyrics - Asher Roth (feat. Mickey Factz)
It's Mickey
To my brothers on the block who sold bundles of the pot
Just husting for guap, getting stuck up by the cops
See now it's turning legal 'cause the government can watch
All the profits it can get out of pumping up the stock
To my brothers on the block who sold bundles of the pot
Just husting for guap, getting stuck up by the cops
See now it's turning legal 'cause the government can watch
All the profits it can get out of pumping up the stock
No more days that I sell and he pay me
Quick cash then he dash like DJ Skee
Now that they regulating all the THC
Your heart isn't on the line like an EKG
We can legalize and brand a strand that is strong
Thru legal ties expand your bands with a farm
Legitimize the sales, criticize the jails
That minimize the males for synthesizing kale
Good green provided by herb's nature
Can now be sold by people to earn paper
Ashamed 'cause they wanted to tax the work labor
Persuade us, demonizing the nation to surveyors
It's cool 'cause now we fast rising with product
Imagine if Dre could've been franchising The Chronic, wow
I swear that that's highly symbolic
Entrepreneurism is capsizing narcotics
Block hugger to CEO, imagine the dream
Capture the scene through visions that you actually believe
Becoming a millionaire off packaging weed
Don't get too high thinking it won't happen for me
Factz
To my brothers on the block who sold bundles of the pot
Just husting for guap, getting stuck up by the cops
See now it's turning legal 'cause the government can watch
All the profits it can get out of pumping up the stock
To my brothers on the block who sold bundles of the pot
Just husting for guap, getting stuck up by the cops
See now it's turning legal 'cause the government can watch
All the profits it can get out of pumping up the stock
Charlamagne lyrics - Asher Roth
I'm bored, I just wanna record
Hit the mod on Discord
[?]
Damn the man, save the empire
All these campfires, earthquakes and hurricanes
I blame Charlamagne
Leaky faucet water main, charter plane
Carter Wayne, Sean Vince, all the same
Gang gang, pardon me
Dorky, I'm horny, I'm almost forty
I'm Jordy Nelson recorded and escorted by Danny Elfman
Selsun Blue, had a dude who always had a crew cut
But grew it to his butt to prove he do what he wants
Suddenly concludes his shampoo don't do nothing
Uses new found youth to abuse substance
Girlfriend's cool, hates [?]
How To Lose a Guy in Ten Days, Kate Hudson, we love it
Watching them bake things in the oven, fuck it
Usually it be brownies, cakes and muffins
Sometimes becomes more extravagant, sugar in the cabinet
Lend it to my neighbors 'cause they never end up having it
Kaepernick should've had a job as quarterback, shit
He'll complete a pass, linebackers sit and traffer it
That's immaculate, actually think it's more metaphor
The forces distort the sport so they can ensure
They provide the cure and the disease
Tend to believe 'em sperm ain't ready for the world, gotta freeze 'em
Maybe next millennium, wait until the pendulum swings
Back to when rims would spin on black Navigators
The plan seems to backfire
As a couple of students begin to dream of a scheme of their own
Aw Sheesh lyrics - Asher Roth (feat. A2z & Code Will)
I just got this little thought
The last time that I bought weed
Trey had jacked the price up and man that shit was all seeds
I ain't got the money but I'm tryna cough weed
So I'm thinking maybe we should head out off to Roth's keep
Aw sheesh, that's climbin the supply chain
Luckily you're finding me in a similar mind frame
My bag is lacking, I'm fingerprinting the fine grains
Hoping that I turn to Shia Labeouf on Ridgemont Times tape
By the way, how did we avoid the CCTV
I'm here for learning, not felonies on my CV
Shit, we in here weekly, there's gotta be something easy to grip
Couple buds on the table, snatch a cheat sheet and dip
There can't be cameras or this opp will be busted
And fuck it, I got a good feeling, I'm gonna trust it
Done, pump up the gumption then
I been on a hunt for wins
I'm sick of crime and punishment
How'd that line from "I Love College" went?
Do something crazy! Do something crazy!
Do something crazy! Do something crazy!
Do something crazy!
Hell yeah, man I'm with it, I ain't boost nothing lately
No guilty conscience here, I won't do nothing shady
Just little hits, nicks, dimes, maybe a set
I ain't the one growing the bud behind the college's back
It's full circle, at least the product is cash
And now, fuck it, let's hit the road and meet Pow in the cab
Wait, so let me get this straight, you guys are tryna sneak in late
To the greenhouse, snag some buds and then be on the way
I just don't know what to say, it doesn't seem right
There's gotta be another choice for us all to enjoy these northern lights
Ugh, bring forth the knight on his mighty horse
All because that reggie's at a price he can afford
From his nightly shifts at Waffle House
Quit actin like it's so damn awful Pow
At most it's just a misdemeany
Plus this dude's a mini Mr. Feeny
Listen, I get it and I don't wanna sound like a Goody Two-Shoes
But dude, let's try to figure out some solution that's less crude
Just think about it, the ecosystem implications
You can shock the system and destroy it for generations
Or we can [?] blaze it
Wasting time and money, why spend when you can save it?
Send a text to Trey quick, bout to be his favorite (I'm the plug)
Man, what you thinking Will?
You tryna rock with Pow, maybe hit the [?] for real
Does a sheep get killed? Then why're we in the bleachers still
Let's make a play, get that Buick up to 88
Right up there on main bumpin Lil Wayne
Money on my mind, swervin lanes, yay or nay?
I got the papers, tray, and grinder
Thinking that it's safe to say it's time for action
Let's pack and relax and unwind (Let's go!)
Brownnose lyrics - Asher Roth
Brownnose for the brown stone, Dow Jones is down though
Now that that Moscow is cash cow for proud folk
Beef with the BALCO, crowd eating Alpo
Down for the count, how far can that bout go?
Watch out your mouth bro, house out of glass stones
Outside the mass throw, pout, frown, gasp, groan
Fast how the grass grows, mass where the cash go
Laugh, better ask those who pass you the calzone
Naps over at home, DC money
That's at least 320 for your niece and each sonny
Best believe I'm a neat freak, keep clean undies
Live free when I speak deep, be street cunning
It's nutty, you're a beast when you're hungry, eat something
Keep hunting, hundred miles and running, no fronting
Let's defund the man MACRO, Clinton was their last hope
Laps swimming outdoors, task never lack dough
Ash spittin', let 'em know
Now we grown out control
Want it now or not at all
Cut your losses toss the phone
Bend the law, accept the flaws
Cents will put your sense on pause
Kings is ours, who's in charge
Success is for the rest to solve
Tests resolved, testicles
Legends we are set to carve
Best of all, less is more
I suggest Professor Roth
High PD lyrics - Asher Roth (feat. Code Will & Blvff)
Uh, hmm
Alright, alright, alright, I got this
Chill out, bro, shut up, shut up
What seems to be the problem, Mr. Ocifer?
It's Ash Wednesday, we're just off to church
Yo son, save the small talk, I just caught the word
That two kids on the road stolen lots of herb
With all due respect that a cop deserves
I'm at a loss for words, well that'll cause concerns
A little birdy through a tip and y'all fit the description
And plus the car reeks loud like the woofers be hitting, so where is it?
Okay, I give in, thank my parents and religion
If I spill it gonna need my rap forgiven
See me I'm on this rarely snitching, but sergeant just listen
There's a professor who made his mission cultivating Citgo, this man's a real sicko
Making all the kids grow for diploma quid pro
Trying to make them quarterback the pack into the end zone
Not sure about his end goal but I had to score first
Behind the lines I hit the spot up, Kyle Korver
Heh, I guess it's easy as that
Son, I applaud your two cents kid, ain't no nickelin' that
You sold the plug so I ain't charging you for being a rat
In fact, keep a nug or two but I'll be taking the pack
Better haul ass 'fore I switch it's sick I'm letting you go
Better watch your six 'cause I got blue for all the black on the road
Ain't meaning skin, I'm talkin' hue of your clothes
Now y'all be safe 'cause I ain't saving no ghosts
I just be making 'em, so get to the road
What the hell happened? It all got so drastic
Just from me binging and skipping these classes
Focused on puffing, not passing
It lead me to capping to captain who highjacked the package
And jettisoned me
Now the tank is back on empty
Hope the word don't reach the students, know they'll all resent me
Greed's an Insta-model occupation's strictly tempt me
Blame that bitch for all the envy in the Gen-Z
So what the man's a little zenny, Mr. Teddy Talk
Birky's with the peppy walk, lager's with the heavy froth
While he's reading Karl Marx, hoping we don't move to Mars
'Fore we CPR ours
Might just know it all on some Nardwuar
Yo, these stupid little kids, dumbasses
I'm out here doing lord's work while they're cutting classes
And sagging their pants acting like damn bastards, I had to daddy 'em
But I'm a nice guy, I let 'em go without attackin' 'em
Now I got their pack and opened that and saw a new hue
This ain't like some shit you see on screens, it's like some voodoo
I'm lifted off the smell alone, station said return but now I'm yearning for the pheromones
What the fuck I care for? I bleed blue
Still ain't get my share of finer things that I can see through
This shit probably easy to grow
I'll get some cheap dudes to keep you growing to trees and sell you for a steep due
Ayo, I'm loving what this greed do, man
One-two click in this gone
Gotta think quick 'fore I slip and it's done
I'ma do right while I do what's wrong
If I take this hit I'ma blow that bomb
With the greenhouse in shambles and the retrohash now in the hands of an ill-intentioned megalomaniac, Professor Roth has been forced to cancel his class
Bad Apple Magic lyrics - Asher Roth
Folks, I'm sure you know, unfortunately no more grow
Someone chose the lower road, broke into the home and stole
The entire operation, I was trying to explain
Self-reliance is the way, these guys decide to go astray
Took the Hazy OG Larry and the Acapulco Gold
Afghani Afgoo that would knock you out cold
Sour diesel took a while but it helped us freestyle
And even our indica asleep in the bread aisle
Normally I'm not mad and I would let this moment pass
But it's bad because the fact they took the stash of retrohash
Now class, a couple notes I noticed from the scene at
Apparently these strains are in the hands of the police
Now make come as relief means justice will be done
But something I didn't tell you folks when this all begun
The hash is laced with magic and results would be tragic
If it happens to be snatched up by a soul that shouldn't have it
Magnetic poles are formed from when you exhale the smoke
And open up a portal to an entire other world
The wrong burst of smokes it rather the one who's chosen
There'll be a small explosion followed by earth's erosion
Important that the chosen one is sure to smoke it first
So the portal that's created brings abundance to the earth
But the officer that has it is a former bad apple in my class
That couldn't hack it [?]
After retrohash ever since he became police
He believes he's the one that is meant to smoke the weed
Don't believe it if you wish but certainly no gag
Until the hash has been recovered I am forced to cancel class
I know this is a drag and comes as bad news to some
But we must get the hash back before the damage has been done
Actions & Misdeeds lyrics - Asher Roth (feat. Harbyn, Tracee Shade, Pow & Code Will)
Bad news abound
The students gather to discuss their options
Is the world of abundance out of reach?
Um guys, did you get the professor's message?
About him cancelling class? Yeah, I won't stress it
But indefinitely? I mean I just wonder why
I don't know, he probably realized nobody really cared
Guys, I got this feeling, I'm just hoping that I'm wrong
I gotta get down to the greenhouse, y'all tagging along?
Of course I'm down, let's get going on the way
I mean did something happen?
Um, well, no one's gonna say?
Fine, I-hey, wait up!
(Yo, no way)
What the-what's happened here?
This place looks like it got ransacked by a wild bear
Without being specific I heard a plot so delirious
But never imagined they could possibly be serious
Uh, hey guys, just to clarify the eeriness
The erroneous jabroni part of me just tweaked and schemed to turn the house for profit
Story short the federales peeped and sweeped
Now I'm not all that's outta pocket
Wait, you did all this and left with no bread?
You must have a lot of rocks rattling in your head
I know, I know, messed up but have revelations
It was late with registration, need this class for graduation
Hey, what was the plan here? You kidding me?
That's the reason they tell people "Never shit where you eat"
And the fact that you standing here with no bud and no infraction
Got me guessing how much yapping you done did in the interaction with the police officer
(Let me explain, man) Time out, I ain't finished
And where your boy at? Surely there was an accomplice or a witness
'Cause it was more than one person, right?
Okay, okay, relax, I think there might be something that can save the semester
Maybe we can start our own grow-op with these plants as ancestors
You know Pow, well that make sense to me
So let's see if the professor has got what we need
Yeah, yeah, let's go, I swear I'll make up for my actions and misdeeds
You know what, I think I'm getting it now 'cause it's bigger than me
I thought most of professor's words were a figure of speech
But he was hitting us with gems and growing magic
And the way it makes y'all happy, then this class, we gotta have it
And I'm glad that you finally understand
But this grow as we know, well it could be out of hands and
You know, I just feel a bit rattled
But there's on thing on my mind, what about that bad apple?
Man, this isn't looking good
Come on, Prof, pick up the phone
Just pick it up, come on pick it up, pick it up
Hello, no one is available to take your call
The Other Side lyrics - Asher Roth (feat. Blvff, Code Will, Harbyn, Tracee Shade & Pow)
Hey y'all, stop on a dime, it's my time
All these dope boys, y'all make it easy to find crime
Coulda let you go off easy, now there's a short leash
Your woke teacher failed, now I'm confiscating your whole dream
Not so fast, just give us back the hash
No need for all the hassle, plus the kids need their class
Heh pass, this the last time I ask for the dope
I'ma stack all this hash and turn that pack into gold
So, don't even trip, your moral compass is off
Free flowers don't hold powers, it's the funds that it spawn
Y'all pawns to fairytales, I'm tryna get me some bread
Y'all ain't worthy to grow this so I'ma take it instead
See there's something that you're missing, something that you never learned
A message from the mother because you are more concerned
With power and the money, all the stuff you could accrue
These students half your age but twice as wise as you
All the wiser, you know I know that this hash magic
I took a drag and that gas, made me an asthmatic
Saw a portal, I felt immortal and passed through
And saw what you kids been hiding up in that green room
But came to, woke up, remembered that faint hue
That hash you calling retro just brought me back to this damn school
Hey Mr. Officer yo, I'm not sure if you know
But I know you'll let me hold some of the red dro
I rolled it up before I poured up, situation had me stressing
Now with all your lecturing it really made my lesson set in
No question, let's get him
Well fuck it, y'all boys, let's go
Pow it's all you, hit that shit bro
Man I don't know, I'm feeling nervous
Don't be sweating now, do it
You know that you got this
Yeah andiamo Pow!
What if the portal won't open?
I don't know what you so anxious for
We're standing here waiting, hit that shit now!
Well there's only one way to save this planet and make it right
Well here it goes, I guess I'll see y'all on the other side
Greenery lyrics - Asher Roth
Oh it's magical, look at all the scenery
Greenery, be a shame if they turned up degree-erees
Rearrange the seasons feel the heat on the 18th of De-
Cember to remember all because of corporate thievery
Greedery, eating meat, plastics in our sea believe
Fishies can't breathe it, you can see it you don't need degree
Socio-politically, scientist, I am just
Trying self-reliance otherwise I'm dying with the rest
Out in North Dakota where they worship the warm buffalo
I must go, maybe Idaho, shit I don't know
What's about to happen to this lovely, lovely planet
They would grow if we replanted but we don't, can't understand this shit
God damn it, God planned it
Strand a man then vanished
Man can't handle it, man he damaged gifts
Look at all the beauty that he took for granted
That's way more than a tan my man, it's cancerous
At a disadvantage in Los Angeles
Pamphlet trips, cancelled it
Shit is getting scandalous, pannelist
Oh it's magical, look at all the scenery
Greenery, be a shame if they turned up degree-erees
Rearrange the seasons feel the heat on the 18th of De-
Cember to remember all because of corporate thievery
Greedery, eating meat, plastics in our sea believe
Fishies can't breathe it, you can see it you don't need degree
Socio-politically, scientist, I am just
Trying self-reliance otherwise I'm dying with the rest
Welcome to the world of abundance
Now don't fuck it up
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